dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

sherdoor:

johannarnason:

johannarnason:

where does fred weasley shop?

forever 21

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darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

She was addicted to literature like some people were addicted to heroin.
—Allie Burke, Emerald Destiny (via observando)

greatsenpai:

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